Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a delicious meal and a bottle of red wine, they decided to call it a night and went to sleep.
A few hours past midnight, Holmes woke up and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “Well, I see millions and millions of stars.”
Sherlock said, “And what does that tell you?”
After a minute or so of pondering, Watson replied:
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. “
“Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.”
“Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning. “
“Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.”
“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day today. “
“How about you, Holmes, what does it tell you?” Watson asked.
For a moment, Holmes was silent and said: “Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!”