Customer service is no easy job. In every 10, there’s bound to be one or two who can turn your day into an instant nightmare.
Here are 33 of them:
1. Driving through adequate fraud prevention

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2. Attention deficit disorder

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3. Can’t handle eye care

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4. But there might be dementors from Harry Potter

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5. Pinot means no

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6. Yes, yes I do

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7. You’re the first

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8. Blame the uniform

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9. Worth its weight in golden

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10. Knocked back by an explosion of ignorance

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11. Hard nut to crack

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12. Which hours?

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13. Fairness is limited

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14. Looking for a real person

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14. A smashing deal

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15. Hopefully his first name isn’t John

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16. Trying to pull a shady deal

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17. No you can’t

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18. Mutant ostrich

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19. The right wine or the red wine?

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20. Dollar stores need price tags, too

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21. Superbowled them over realisation

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22. Should’ve opened a window as well

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23. Enough barking for one day

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24. Going nuts for donuts

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25. That makes no scents

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26. Charge it on the butt

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27. Been reading to him since way before he was born

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28. One Marauder’s map please

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29. The crystal is not clear

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30. Anna Oprahnina

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31. Gonna spread her terror across the street

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32. Just do it!

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33. Not in a good state to come in

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