25 Funniest Notes Ever Written to Thieves

You know the feeling – anger, frustration and the powerful impulse to let the thief know about your murderous thoughts. So you write the thief a note.

These victims of theft did, and it’s hilarious.

1. Learn some basic gardening.

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2. A fair warning.

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3. Get the message across

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4. How about across the street?

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5. CSI.

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6. You know who you are.

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7. Ouch!

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8. Just want to let you know.

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9. Here’s a gift.

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10. Hah!

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11.

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12. Take the whole slice.

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13. There.

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14. Cheers!

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15. Too bad…

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16. 6 months!

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17. Come home soon, mug.

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18. Revenge = Best served as dog food.

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19. A world of pain.

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20. If you know where…

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21. Part of summer.

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22. Why did you break his ocarina, thief?

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23. Stop.

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24. So here.

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25. You give love a bad name ♫

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Here’s a reply from one of the thieves:

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